A mother is getting on the bus with her baby when the bus driver says, "What an ugly baby!" She scoffs at the man, puts in her fare and sits next to an older woman. "How dare that bus driver! Civil servants are supposed to be respectful, not insulting. I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!" The other woman replies, "That's a good idea. Here, let me hold your monkey."
Did you know that there are three types of people in the world? Those who can count and those who can't.
Did you hear about the cat who ate a whole ball of yarn? A few months later she gave birth to a whole litter of mittens.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a rabbit? A pit bull.
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? Because their trunks keep falling down.
Why do you always see dead possums on the road? Chickens use them to check for traffic.
You're welcome. :P
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